Punch Clock
01Send Michael Penix Jr. + Blake Corum → Get Rome Odunze + a 2027 2nd
You're the only team with two startable QBs; they're starting a waiver arm. Odunze fixes your one real hole.
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Gridiron Goons
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“Nabers and four guys in witness protection.”
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6 deals that actually clear both sides.
The Goondocks
02Send T.J. Watt → Get Ladd McConkey + Trevon Diggs
Parsons absorbs the pass-rush loss. They desperately need an edge and you turn surplus into a slot receiver.
Elm St. Estates
03Send Braelon Allen + a 2027 3rd → Get Cooper Kupp
Their window is closing and they know it. You need a proven WR2 for the next twelve games.
Gridiron Goons
04Send Jordan Addison + Kobie Turner → Get a mid-tier WR1 + a 2027 1st
They're receiver-rich and defense-poor. You consolidate two flex pieces into one guy who actually starts.
Burn the Boats
05Send Blake Corum → Get a 2027 2nd + a 2028 2nd
They went zero-RB and are one injury from panic. You have four backs — sell the fourth at peak desperation.
Ratchets Rising
06Send Sauce Gardner → Get their WR3 + a 2027 3rd
They bet the season on Richardson and need bodies now. Your DB room survives losing one piece.
Nemesis · Punch Clock — They took the receiver you needed one pick ahead of you, twice, and they're the only team that can't punish you for it because they still don't have a quarterback.