The Sunday Sacred
Rankings
Three ladders, three different questions.
Projected 2026 starting-lineup points, offense + defense — who wins THIS season.
Two franchise quarterbacks, a top-3 back, and a defense that should be investigated. The boring pick that wins.
Two alpha receivers and an elite tight end. If the run game ever shows up they're a genuine problem.
Gorgeous receiver room. Will look like geniuses the second they find a quarterback. Any quarterback.
Bought running backs and simply never stopped. High floor, ceiling you can touch standing up.
A room full of Anthony Richardson truthers running on pure hopium. If it lands, top two. If it doesn't, we'll be gentle.
Elite quarterback throwing to a receiver room the rest of us would need a program to identify.
Four receivers before a single running back. Punted the position entirely and are one hamstring from shambles.
Veterans everywhere. That starting lineup should be asking about the senior discount.