The Sunday Sacred

Two franchise quarterbacks, a top-3 back, and a defense that should be investigated. The boring pick that wins.

Two alpha receivers and an elite tight end. If the run game ever shows up they're a genuine problem.

Gorgeous receiver room. Will look like geniuses the second they find a quarterback. Any quarterback.

Bought running backs and simply never stopped. High floor, ceiling you can touch standing up.

A room full of Anthony Richardson truthers running on pure hopium. If it lands, top two. If it doesn't, we'll be gentle.

Elite quarterback throwing to a receiver room the rest of us would need a program to identify.

Four receivers before a single running back. Punted the position entirely and are one hamstring from shambles.

Veterans everywhere. That starting lineup should be asking about the senior discount.